today i was wearing flip flops running shorts and a rhcp t shirt with my hair up and no makeup and my roommate goes “oh my god youre like ultimate hipster status right now” ??????
bro i love sports and women. i got to like 8th base with this hot babe “8th base whats that” she took me to the house she grew up in and showed me pictures of her dead relatives. We sat in the living room and she told me the stories of her life that lead to that moment. Like quicksand they, and that moment were gone and we left back into the cold world which we’d been spat into. It was raining
please go down on your gf and appreciate them
Same to your bf, ladies/gentlemen
okay this is me though