here is my blog !

today i was wearing flip flops running shorts and a rhcp t shirt with my hair up and no makeup and my roommate goes “oh my god youre like ultimate hipster status right now” ??????

lindsaychrist:

imnotjailbait:

this vine is literally the femme fatale tour

IM CHOKINFG

richwhitelesbian:

bro i love sports and women. i got to like 8th base with this hot babe “8th base whats that” she took me to the house she grew up in and showed me pictures of her dead relatives. We sat in the living room and she told me the stories of her life that lead to that moment. Like quicksand they, and that moment were gone and we left back into the cold world which we’d been spat into. It was raining

denchgang:

juliabebop:

denchgang:

please go down on your gf and appreciate them 

Same to your bf, ladies/gentlemen

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hey yall heres a pic of my friends and i at the roots n blues n bbq festival this weekend

hey yall heres a pic of my friends and i at the roots n blues n bbq festival this weekend

rhyse:

okay this is me though

rhyse:

okay this is me though

petition to rename moon Fuck Orb

orlandobloomers:

please sign

*throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
me: BALLIN
me: BALL IS LIFE
me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES